sex
What more than 50% of the definitions on this site are about.. There are definitions having to do with sex for the most unusual words or phrases, including "ice cream sandwich", "magician", "jack the...
View Articleemo boy
A guy, usually between the ages of 15-30, who listens to emo music and have many of the characteristics commonly affiliated with emo people. They usually have semi-long jet black hair that covers...
View ArticleMeet the Fockers
I'll admit it's a funny movie, but it makes fun of gays way too much. Stupid homophobic people.. "Gaylord Focker" - need I say anything else? Meet the Fockers is more for homophobics than anyone else.
View ArticleRap
Horrible music. I have some good reasons for having this opinion too.I used to be around rap all the time, and really.. it all sounded the same. Same beat all the time, and very identical voices...
View ArticleDisney Channel
WTF happened?? Disney was supposed to be all about the classic cartoons, but now it's about... Preppy sluts and horrible pop music! What the hell???I wouldn't give a crap about this channel, but my...
View Articletriangle
The most boring instrument in the world. Really. It only takes about 1 or 2 seconds to play something on the triangle. After that, you've completely mastered the instrument. Congrats.
View Articlespelling
1. Refers to the correct way to spell certain words. 2. Something that both n00bs and wannabegangstas are incabable of learning, besides most people on the internet. n00b: omg liek i ownn u baich u...
View Articlelabels
Here are descriptions of common labels given to people in society (note that not all of them are 100% correct):Goth/Emo: Wears lots of black (such as clothes from Hot Topic), has pale skin, wears lots...
View Articlenu metal
A new subgenre of metal which includes bands such as Korn, Slipknot, Disturbed, and various others from the late 80's to today.Is often bashed and heavily criticized by "true metal fans" for being...
View Articlevalley girl prep
A redundant name for the same kind of person. Valley girl prep - valley girls and preps are the SAME thing. It's just like saying "gay homosexual" or "stupid idiot"
View ArticlePoser
A name given to a person based on his/her fashion sense or musical tastes by people who think that:A. Just because someone is wearing clothes from Hot Topic it means that they're trying to be goth,...
View ArticleChamillionaire
Yet another one of the overrated terrible rappers that plague the music industry these days. Does nothing but rap about sex, drugs, how great he thinks he is, and a bunch of other meaningless shit. Do...
View ArticleDimmu Borgir
A really cool symphonic black metal band from Norway.Sure, they're not traditional black metal like bands such as Bathory or Emperor, and their lyrics can be somewhat.. crazy.. but the music is...
View ArticleMetallica
1. A thrash metal band from the 1980's. Are widely known as one of the metal genre's biggest influences. Some of their best albums are Master of Puppets and their self-titled "Black Album", for those...
View ArticleKingdom Hearts
A pretty good game by Square-Enix with a humongous fanbase. The fanbase of this game alone could rival those of InuYasha, Naruto, Dragonball Z, and Full Metal Alchemist... combined.Almost 75% of all...
View ArticleEmo hater
A stereotypical little bitch who judges emo people based on what they like rather than who they are.These people will go and say that anyone who listens to Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, or...
View Articlesword
1. A long blade attached to a hilt on which the wielder holds on to while striking at enemies with the blade, inflicting severe slash wounds.2. The cliche weapon of the main character in several video...
View Articlereggaeton
A type of music which mostly originated from Puerto Rico. Ironic, though, that it's called REGGAEton when it sounds almost nothing like actual reggae. It's more like rap with Spanish vocals.But...
View Articlenu-metal
When something "turns nu-metal", it is completely bastardized and no longer as good as it used to be.Originates from the fact that many people have negative opinions about nu-metal, and think that...
View ArticleSimple Plan
While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die.Quit trying to be emo and make some meaningful...
View ArticleMegaman sprite comic
Sprite comic using character sprites from the Megaman game series.Common cliches in these comics include:1. Using sprites from Megaman 72. Megaman being a total idiot who loves ice cream3. Bass being...
View ArticleCuban
What 90% of people who live in Miami, Florida are. Person in Miami #1: What nationality are you?Person in Miami #2: I'm Cuban.Person in Miami #1: Me too.
View Articlesingle
When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have...
View Articlethe scarlet letter
Most... boring... book... ever, by Nathaniel HawthorneI guarantee you, you won't be able to stay interested long enough to read just five sentences of this piece of shit. It's nothing but paragraphs...
View Articlemetalhead
A metal head is someone who listens to metal. Any metal at all. Shut up with all this "only 80s thrash metal" bullshit, and all the "true and false metal" crap.Both thrash and nu-metal can be good in...
View Articleolcadan
1. A character in Soul Calibur 3 who is similar to the characters Charade and EdgeMaster from previous SC games, in that he can use the fighting styles of most of the other characters in the games...
View Articlejohnny depp
A great actor who's starred in many movies, including Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride (as a voice actor), and more.Sadly, the majority of his fans are all...
View Articlepop punk
If you were to ask an average teenage girl who listens to pop punk WHY she likes certain pop punk bands, the answer you'll most likely get is that she thinks the guys in the band are "hot."Seriously....
View Articleemo poser
A person who tries to fit in with the emo label just for attention or popularity (which doesn't make sense because emo people aren't supposed to be popular)Anyway, here are some ways to spot an emo...
View ArticlePanic! At the Disco
A band that tries way too hard to be emo (even more than From First to Last), and just turn out looking and sounding retarded in every way imaginable, with their corny-as-hell lyrics and very strange...
View ArticleSlipknot
A band that recieves a lot of hate from most self-proclaimed metalheads for some unknown reason. Because they're too commercial? Because they have no talent? Because they got a LOT of band members??...
View ArticleManowarrior
1. A fan of the band Manowar2. A typical Manowarrior cannot go a single minute without calling someone a "poser", without explaining what the said person is posing to be, or how having a different...
View Articleimmature
Teenage guys who:1. can't go a minute without making a sexual remark2. call everything they don't like "gay"3. openly insult everyone who has a different opinion than theirs, usually with a racial or...
View Articlenightmare before christmas
A good but extremely overrated movie about the Pumpkin King, Jack Skellington, trying to bring along a new holiday in Halloween Town - Christmas.However, things go very wrong when Santa Claus gets...
View ArticleHeavy Metal
A genre of music that evolved from rock in the late 70s and early 80s.Is characterized by heavily distorted guitars, giving them a deep, rough sound, which is where the "heavy" part came from;...
View ArticleYou Suffer
The shortest-recorded song in history, by the British grindcore band Napalm DeathIt is approximately 1.3 seconds long You Suffer, but WHY?
View ArticleManowar
The Hitler of metal.These guys seem to want to rule the metal world with an iron fist, dictating what all metal should be like, look like, and sound like. Not allowing any free thinking at all. No,...
View Articlesymphonic metal
Simply the best subgenre of metal out there. Combines the distorted guitars and powerful drums of metal with the beautiful symphonic sound of classical orchestra instruments, such as violins, pianos,...
View ArticleTrollhammaren
Finnish folk metal band Finntroll's most popular song.It rules. Seriously. folky intro; the guitars and drums kick in; verse; folky bridge; TROLLHAMMAREN!!!
View ArticleSkwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome
When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch "You want me to play THAT...
View ArticleWinAmp
A good and flexible program for playing sound files and videos. However, it has been known to cause the computer to freeze, or have a greater chance of freezing, which is why I don't use it anymore....
View Articlereal metal
1. Metal with skilled musicians who know their instruments inside-out2. Metal with real meaning - their songs aren't just random rhyming words put together, but actually tell a nice story or send a...
View Articleref
Idiots who do nothing but talk 9000 words per second in Spanish at 200 decibels about a ton of shit that doesn't even mean anything, nor does anybody care about. Are 95% of the time Cuban, and are...
View Articleemo kids' anthem
You're all wrong. The TRUE emo kids' anthem is Untitled by Simple Plan. Simple Plan: *cries* HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME??? *sob* I'ev made my mistakes!1! *whine whine* Got nowhere to *sniff* RUN!!...
View ArticleCrucified Barbara
All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever! Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen...
View Articleemo bands
Bands that, much like emo kids themselves, all look and sound very similar. In fact, there may be pretty much no difference between Emo Band A and Emo Band B. That's how annoying it can get.Emo bands...
View Articlemetalcore
Wannabe death metal. Sure, ya got the blast beats and fast riffs, and *attempted* growling and screaming, but no, just no - it's not cool. You sound just like every other metalcore band, and it's...
View Articleringtone
Simply put, a waste of time and money, ESPECIALLY the ones from that terrible TERRIBLE company called Jamster. Anyone who obsesses over something so stupid should be shot in the head, and crapped on....
View ArticleAmerica's Funniest Home Videos
A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something. "Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home...
View Articleyou're fired
Contrary to popular belief, it's NOT Donald Trump's catch phrase. It actually belongs to Vince McMahon of WWE Vince McMahon: Eric Bischoff... YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
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